Force Strong For New Jedi Church
// April 21st, 2009 // General, News
Strathclyde police have admitted eight of their officers are Jedi Knights.
And another two civilian police workers have also registered their official religion as Jedi.
With more than 400,000 members in the UK, the Jedi religion is inspired by the Star Wars films.
The Jedis represent the “light side” in the fight against Darth Vader’s “dark side”.

Strathclyde were the only ones to confirm the existence of Jedi officers after Freedom of Information requests were sent to all police forces in the UK.
A spokesman said: “At the time of your request, eight police officers and two police staff had recorded their religion as Jedi.”
Strathclyde Police are the only Scottish force to have a diversity recruitment team to raise awareness of jobs for minority groups.
One Strathclyde officer , who did not want to be named, said: “We do see ourselves as the good guys fighting crime, but it’s hardly in the same league as Luke Skywalker battling Darth Vader is it?
“Most of the time, we just give people a caution rather than fight off hordes of stormtroopers with lasers and lightsabers.
” As long as they don’t try to start using ‘ the force’ to try to solve crimes, I’m sure it’s harmless.”
Chris Herbert, editor of Jane’s Police Review, said: “The force appears to be strong in Strathclyde Police. Criminals should be quaking in their boots.”
FORCE STRONG FOR NEW JEDI CHURCH
Two Star Wars-loving brothers planning a Jedi church hope it will be much nearer than a galaxy far, far away.
Barney and Daniel Jones want fellow devotees to be able to join them close to their home on Anglesey.
Barney, 26 - or Master Jonba Hehol - and Daniel, 21 - Master Morda Hehol - head the UK Church of the Jedi, in honour of the film’s good knights.
They say their services will include sermons on “the Force,” light sabre training, and meditation techniques.
Hairdresser Barney became interested in the Jedi faith after 390,000 other Star Wars fans across England and Wales declared it as their religion on the 2001 census.

An internet campaign was fought to see Jedi officially included in the list and although this did not happen, collators included a special code to register the Jedis.
He said: “As children we always watched the Star Wars films anyway. We noticed that there were a couple of sites on the internet, Jedi church sites.
“We printed off a couple of sermons and did a sermon in our house for a couple of friends one night.”
Barney and his musician brother Daniel, from Holyhead, help run four websites devoted to the development of the “faith”.
They plan to go to the official opening of a Surrey-based branch or “chapter” of the UK Church of the Jedi in April, and hope to hire an Anglesey venue for their own services.
Already six followers regularly meet in north Wales to discuss setting up the “church”.
“My brother and I would hold sermons, do talks and get guest speakers,” explained Barney.
“We would read out essays members of the congregation have submitted on their feelings about the Jedi and the Force: do meditation, relaxation and visualization techniques and a bit of light-sabre training.”
Watching the films as children gave the brothers a good understanding of the “faith,” said Barney.
“We had a knowledge of the Force from that and the teachings of Yoda. We’ve read the teachings on the internet.
“Our father is a karate black belt, we used to train with him, which is where we got the martial arts.”
Barney, who has watched the Star Wars films “multiple dozens of times,” does not wear film-themed clothing in public, but he and his brother would do so at Jedi church meetings.
SENSE OF UNITY
He said: “My brother and I will wear the Jedi robes, the dark brown robes… the congregation would be in black. Really to bring a sense of unity to the meetings.”
Although the current members are all men, women are not excluded, as Barney Jones points out: “Princess Leia helped them out a lot.”
However, any congregation member drawn to the dark side of the Force, embodied in the film by Darth Vader, would be advised they are following the wrong path and could face expulsion.
Barney explained: “Obviously, if someone starts to try and use the good force for greed and power, they are going to bring negative interference into the meetings.
“We cannot have the Force disrupted by negative interference.”
[via BBC ]




this will still be talked about in a thousand years, just like the holy grail is now, and I’ll bet there will be all sorts of conspiracy theories and somebody will blame the church- although maybe by then it’ll be jedi catholics.
laugh at your descendants while you still have the chance!