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// August 24th, 2009 // No Comments » // Funny pictures, General
The best answers from beauty pageants.
Host: Miss America, what is the definition of penis in your opinion?
Miss America: In my country, we refer to penises as “gentlemen”
Host: Can you explain why?
Miss America: Because they stand up every time they see ladies
Host: Miss Spain, what is be the definition of penis in your opinion?
Miss Spain: Penises in Spain are like bulls
Host: Can you explain why?
Miss Spain: Because they charge you whenever there’s a whole opened.
Host: Miss Philippines, can you tell us what is the definition of penis in your opinion?
Miss Philippines: I can tell you that in the Philippines penises are like gossips or rumors.
Host: Can you explain why?
Miss Philippines: Because they go from one mouth to another and keep going on and on and on
Host: Miss Iran, what is the definition of penis in your opinion?
Miss Iran: Oh, in my country, penises are like thieves
Host: Why is that?
Miss Iran: Because they like to use back doors
Host: Miss China, what is the definition of penis in your opinion?
Miss China: In China, penises are like our great leadership, Deng Siu Ping
Host: Can you explain why?
Miss China: Yes. That is because they are short, hard workers and they will still work until they are 90
Host: Miss Thailand, what is the definition of penis in your opinion?
Miss Thailand: In Thailand, we refer to penises as “politicians”
Host: Can you explain why?
Miss Thailand: Oh, yeah. Because they never seem to work all day
