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TGI Friday Sex Menu

// April 12th, 2009 // No Comments » // Funny pictures

Have you ever noticed the way T.G.I. Friday’s menus are written? Did you ever wonder what they would look like if they were talking about sex instead of their super sizzlin’ platters?

Well wonder no more, hey?

America Misunderstood

// April 6th, 2009 // No Comments » // General

Why people abroad have this frightening image of us?
We export equivocated “foreign” culture.

You may be surprised to find out how often and why “AMERICA” is so misunderstood by so many people around the world.Misunderstandings result from the peculiar way we see the world and from the peculiar way the world sees us. “How come?” you may say, “American films, books, and television programs are well known all over the world.” Exactly, the fact that we downpour our culture on so many peoples creates most of those misunderstandings!

The causes for misinterpretation vary. However, we provide almost all of them. The world sees us through fun-house mirrors provided by us. Through similar mirrors we see the world and even ourselves in a peculiar way, too. The most noticeable of these fun-house mirrors is our language.

After listening to claims and complaints from people all over the world, I found out that English, our English, causes most of these misunderstandings. “But English is almost universally spoken!” you may say. Basic English yes! English, no. In fact, most English speakers do not believe that those who are not native to the language will ever get to learn it well. Furthermore, being a language, which is not mutually intelligible with any other, English instills in us a sense of alienation characteristic to such languages.

England created the English language, but the USA was the nation that turned it into the richest language on earth and a formidable communication tool. It was our nation, open to changes, immigration, new mores and new ideas that made English universal. We have ethnic groups from every corner of the world and each of them has contributed to make English what it is today.Nevertheless, absorption has been too fast sometimes, leaving no room for analysis. Once the majority accepts a simple word or phrase, that word — or phrase — freezes, allowing no correction or adjustment in spelling, meaning or pronunciation. Rectification rarely happens in English. This inability to rectify and correct words is the dark side of the English language. The expression “coining” clearly describes what usage does to a new word or phrase: it makes it metal solid. Incorrigible usage gave us a multitude of traditional errors nailed them so deeply into our minds that no one can hammer them out of our heads.
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Sex Manual Survival Guide (Part I)

// March 29th, 2009 // No Comments » // General

This article is for everyone out there who openly admits that they still don’t have much of a clue about life, love, or to be more specific, sex.

The Opposite Sex– What are they?
Before going any further in this quest for sexual knowledge, we really need to work out what on earth the opposite sex is all about.

Many men willingly admit that they haven’t a clue how the female mind works– that’s their excuse for not making the effort to understand.

Many women like to encourage this foolishness by pretending they are mysterious and enigmatic–and that’s their excuse for the fact that they don’t know what’s going on either. So let’s explode a few myths and take a look at the main identifying features of each sex.

Man
Brain - Confused, looking for his mother.
A Sense of Humor - Essential but often juvenile.
Clothes - Don’t try and judge a man by his clothes. He’s probably being dressed by another woman.
Attitude - Lots of men have attitude. You’re meant to be intrigued.
Wallet - An essential accessory, and one that many women mistakenly overlook.
Down Below - Don’t worry, size doesn’t matter. No honesty, it doesn’t.
Feet - The size of man’s feet is all-important.

Woman
Brain - Many men like to think that women are mentally inferior.
A Sense of Humor - When she says you’re the best she’s ever had - that’s sarcasm.
Clothes - Power-dressing usually indicates psychotic tendencies. To be avoided.
Attitude - It’s not just an attitude problem when she tells you you’re boring.
Wallet - Amazingly, many modern women have their own income.
Dow Below - To wax or not to wax?
Feet - Only porn queens wear stilettos. Sorry.
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