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America Misunderstood

// April 6th, 2009 // No Comments » // General

Why people abroad have this frightening image of us?
We export equivocated “foreign” culture.

You may be surprised to find out how often and why “AMERICA” is so misunderstood by so many people around the world.Misunderstandings result from the peculiar way we see the world and from the peculiar way the world sees us. “How come?” you may say, “American films, books, and television programs are well known all over the world.” Exactly, the fact that we downpour our culture on so many peoples creates most of those misunderstandings!

The causes for misinterpretation vary. However, we provide almost all of them. The world sees us through fun-house mirrors provided by us. Through similar mirrors we see the world and even ourselves in a peculiar way, too. The most noticeable of these fun-house mirrors is our language.

After listening to claims and complaints from people all over the world, I found out that English, our English, causes most of these misunderstandings. “But English is almost universally spoken!” you may say. Basic English yes! English, no. In fact, most English speakers do not believe that those who are not native to the language will ever get to learn it well. Furthermore, being a language, which is not mutually intelligible with any other, English instills in us a sense of alienation characteristic to such languages.

England created the English language, but the USA was the nation that turned it into the richest language on earth and a formidable communication tool. It was our nation, open to changes, immigration, new mores and new ideas that made English universal. We have ethnic groups from every corner of the world and each of them has contributed to make English what it is today.Nevertheless, absorption has been too fast sometimes, leaving no room for analysis. Once the majority accepts a simple word or phrase, that word — or phrase — freezes, allowing no correction or adjustment in spelling, meaning or pronunciation. Rectification rarely happens in English. This inability to rectify and correct words is the dark side of the English language. The expression “coining” clearly describes what usage does to a new word or phrase: it makes it metal solid. Incorrigible usage gave us a multitude of traditional errors nailed them so deeply into our minds that no one can hammer them out of our heads.
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Sex Manual Survival Guide (Part I)

// March 29th, 2009 // No Comments » // General

This article is for everyone out there who openly admits that they still don’t have much of a clue about life, love, or to be more specific, sex.

The Opposite Sex– What are they?
Before going any further in this quest for sexual knowledge, we really need to work out what on earth the opposite sex is all about.

Many men willingly admit that they haven’t a clue how the female mind works– that’s their excuse for not making the effort to understand.

Many women like to encourage this foolishness by pretending they are mysterious and enigmatic–and that’s their excuse for the fact that they don’t know what’s going on either. So let’s explode a few myths and take a look at the main identifying features of each sex.

Man
Brain - Confused, looking for his mother.
A Sense of Humor - Essential but often juvenile.
Clothes - Don’t try and judge a man by his clothes. He’s probably being dressed by another woman.
Attitude - Lots of men have attitude. You’re meant to be intrigued.
Wallet - An essential accessory, and one that many women mistakenly overlook.
Down Below - Don’t worry, size doesn’t matter. No honesty, it doesn’t.
Feet - The size of man’s feet is all-important.

Woman
Brain - Many men like to think that women are mentally inferior.
A Sense of Humor - When she says you’re the best she’s ever had - that’s sarcasm.
Clothes - Power-dressing usually indicates psychotic tendencies. To be avoided.
Attitude - It’s not just an attitude problem when she tells you you’re boring.
Wallet - Amazingly, many modern women have their own income.
Dow Below - To wax or not to wax?
Feet - Only porn queens wear stilettos. Sorry.
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Japan Weirdo Porn

// February 15th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // General

*** WARNING: The content of this article is not suitable for minors!!!

Japanese pornography has some unique features which separate it from pornography in other countries. Yes, it’s sick and weird that no other countries would ever make.

The pornographic culture of Japan is enormous. Encompassing dozens of different genres only found in Japan, it has become an important part of life for most Japanese males. To satisfy the demand for more arousal, many genres have popped up over the decades.

Aka-Chan Pure: (”baby play”): This genre involves going back to the “baby days” where they had no responsibility and could depend on their mothers to take care of everything.

Baacharu Deito: (”virtual date”): Shot from the point of view of the boyfriend, the porn actress takes him on a “date” which ends in a sexual scene.

Broken Dolls: This is a sub-genre based on the popular medical fetish and involves young girls in hospital beds, covered in casts, splints, gauze, and fake bruises. It usually involves rape and forced bondage.

Burusera (”bloomers”): Fans of this genre collect panties, urine, socks and uniforms of actual schoolgirls.

Chikan (”groper”): It involves usually males, who pay extras to sit in a stage constructed to look like a train car and act submissive while being groped.

Enjo Kosai (”compensated date”): Although available on video, this genre mainly applies to the market for girls 13–18 years of age. Girls are told they are going on a date, which, due to Japan’s age of consent of 13, is not illegal. Virgins demand a very high premium, and many girls will get their hymen reattached although most men involved in compensated dating will take the hymen with them as a memento.

Goukan Pure (”rape play”): This genre involves simulated rape.

Lolicon (short for “lolita complex”): This genre involves prepubescent and adolescent girls.

Ningyou (”dolls”): Some fans of animation like to play with dolls of their favorite characters.

Since I am talking about “Japan weirdo porn”, bondage is too little common to bother addressing. Let’s begin our cavalcade of strange Japanese porn with “What is She Doing?” (No, it’s not Twitter which you can stay connected with your friends and always know what they’re doing). The title says, “What is She Doing?” But in the film you find out exactly what she is doing! These girls are producing flatulence for you farting enthusiasts and fetish lovers out there. Studio: On Air Inc. Why you think this is some kind of erotic matter? I just don’t get it.

Soshaku
Studio: Fujiyama
These girls are eating some good food and then spitting it out in these guys’ mouth and on their body! This is some really hot Japanese food play at work in this film.

I love teeth
studio: gagon.com
Some guys just love looking at hot girls teeth! They like watching them eat and drink! This is another weird movie I think. These girls don’t actually have hot teeth as the description says when I look at it. Some kind of a turn-off porn movie.

Full Clothing WAM
Studio: gagon.com.
Hot and horny Japanese babes getting down and dirty with their clothes on. IMHO, this movie really turn me off. It’s not some kind of a sick movie but it’s just funny and stupid to make this kind of movie and call it a porn movie. Strange that Japanese guys like it. IMHO, I don’t feel horney to see some girls dirty with those stuff and want to have sex with her. This is really weird.

Armpit Master
Studio: Cat Panic Entertainment
Director: Saitou
Description: Let me see your arm pits! A college girl, pretty housewives, AV actress…There are many other arm pit fetish films, but when it’s done by a seasoned director as Thogo, the arm pit world has whole lot of dimensions.

Are you someone who fancy having sex with the teacher, nurse, or sexy mom next door, or step mother?. How about fancy having sex with Janitor?, farmer? or construction worker? Well, look at this woman in the picture. She looks so hot and attractive, right? I mean, this is some kind of an unusual career that I don’t want to fancy having sex with especially when she has the look like the woman in the picture.

Plump Beautiful Woman
Studio: Academic LLC
Series: Plump Beautiful Woman DX
Stars: Michiru Manaka
Description: This is a young Japanese girl BBW movie where soft skinned big girls makes you horny. Hah!

Balloon Master
Series:Ballon Master
Director:Saitou
These 5 hot Japanese girls just love balloons! Watch them lick them and press them against their sexy bodies. They like to gag themselves and also make balloon dildo’s! If you like sexy Japanese youngsters and balloons then you’ll love this movie! This movie is actually not weird. It’s kinda funny and I don’t want to consider is a porn.

Saliva Master 5
Studio: Cat Panic Entertainment
It’s all about the saliva, baby! Nothing to say much about this. I look at the picture and it makes me sick to see someone drinking saliva.

Gokkun Bazooka
Naname Nanase shows off her semen swallowing talents in this modern-day classic. She collects and swallows over 100 loads of cum using a variety of techniques wearing multiple great costumes and does it all with a cute little smile. This is really an amazing movie filled with awesome content. Naname is really a little cutie with some awesome tits. She has a sweet voice and constantly smiles with true enjoyment when tasting and swallowing cum. She really puts her best efforts forward and makes every scene the best it can be. She is truly one of the best bukkake idols around.

Scene 1 - 00:01
This is a good intro scene starting with Nanami wearing a schoolgirl uniform with a little plaid skirt. She kneels as she sucks off a couple of guys who cum in her mouth. Then two guys stand beside her and she jacks them off onto a sheet of plastic. We then watch from below as she slurps up every last bit of cum. She continues taking care of another guy, but instead of just swallowing his cum, she drools it onto a little handheld mirror then proceeds to suck it all up through a straw.

Scene 2 - 00:19
She starts this scene wearing a little, yellow two-piece bikini and talking into a microphone like some kind of announcer. She quickly removes her bikini top revealing her very nice round boobies. Several guys come one after the other and come on her tits and she scoops each load into a big metal spoon. After cum shot number ten, she pours the full spoon into her mouth and plays with it for a little while before swallowing. Then she remvoes her bikini bottoms and lays back while several guys take turns moisurizing her pubic hair and she scoops it all into her spoon and finishes by swallowing it all.

Scene 3 - 00:29
This scene starts kind of cute and kind of weird. Our star has her hair up and is wearing a little Chinese looking dress and is posing in sexy positions for a photographer who begins talking up close to her. You’ll probably want to skip past this little exchange because they are close in on the guy’s scary face. The scene starts with more of a traditional bukkake scene. She sits on a mattress surrounded by a group of masked dudes all waiting their turn to join the party in her mouth (to which everyone is coming). Her clothes are ripped off and she is gang-groped. Then she is fucked by one guy in multiple positions while all the others take turns feeding her cum. This is one of the best scenes.

Scene 4 - 00:52
In this scene she is dressed up as a nurse next to a sick dude. One guy at a time takes his turn contributing to her sperm collection in a small syringe. She allows it to fill twice and squirts every drop onto her tongue before swallowing. She then does the same with a larger sized syringe.

Scene 5 - 01:04
She dresses up as a race queen with a little pink dress on in this scene. She performs a bit of tekoki (hand jobs) bringing a few guys to completion in various places before orally cleaning up the mess.

Scene 6 - 01:20
Dressed as an office lady in this scene, we expect something unusual in this scene as it opens with her sitting with a plat full of various types of food. Sure enough, she holds out a piece of toast and one bloke after another adds to the semen icing. She scrapes the gooey treat together and bites into her main course with delight, eating every last drop. For her dessert she has a cup with some kind of jelly-type of dish. The cup and dessert is filled with sperm and she uses a spoon to eat it up yum.

Scene 7 - 01:35
This is probably the best scene of the entire flick. She is dressed in a little red dress and holds onto a teddy bear while she sits flat on the floor and is fed with cumshot after cumshot. She really does seem to enjoy the taste and feeling of hot cum hitting her tongue. Then her panties are removed and she lays on a bed and gets fucked while several guys (sometimes two at a time) kneel beside her head and let her service them to completion. There are lots of cumshots in this scene including the ever-awaited one hundredth.

Bonus Scene - 01:58
This appears to be a bonus scene as it shows up after the credits to the primary content. She is dressed in ordinary clothes and sits in a chair being interviewed (it seems). Then her legs are spread open and she is played with a little bit before heading over to the bed. She sucks on the cameraman for a while (it is only the two of them present) until he fills her mouth with a nice surprise and the movie ends.

Well, that should be enough for sharing you these Japanese weirdo and sick porn (don’t want to make you puke). Anyway, I don’t understand if Japanese really want to make porn. Japanese porn movies are not the best and it seems that these Japanese studios still making these movies that make me puke.