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America Misunderstood

// April 6th, 2009 // No Comments » // General

Why people abroad have this frightening image of us?
We export equivocated “foreign” culture.

You may be surprised to find out how often and why “AMERICA” is so misunderstood by so many people around the world.Misunderstandings result from the peculiar way we see the world and from the peculiar way the world sees us. “How come?” you may say, “American films, books, and television programs are well known all over the world.” Exactly, the fact that we downpour our culture on so many peoples creates most of those misunderstandings!

The causes for misinterpretation vary. However, we provide almost all of them. The world sees us through fun-house mirrors provided by us. Through similar mirrors we see the world and even ourselves in a peculiar way, too. The most noticeable of these fun-house mirrors is our language.

After listening to claims and complaints from people all over the world, I found out that English, our English, causes most of these misunderstandings. “But English is almost universally spoken!” you may say. Basic English yes! English, no. In fact, most English speakers do not believe that those who are not native to the language will ever get to learn it well. Furthermore, being a language, which is not mutually intelligible with any other, English instills in us a sense of alienation characteristic to such languages.

England created the English language, but the USA was the nation that turned it into the richest language on earth and a formidable communication tool. It was our nation, open to changes, immigration, new mores and new ideas that made English universal. We have ethnic groups from every corner of the world and each of them has contributed to make English what it is today.Nevertheless, absorption has been too fast sometimes, leaving no room for analysis. Once the majority accepts a simple word or phrase, that word — or phrase — freezes, allowing no correction or adjustment in spelling, meaning or pronunciation. Rectification rarely happens in English. This inability to rectify and correct words is the dark side of the English language. The expression “coining” clearly describes what usage does to a new word or phrase: it makes it metal solid. Incorrigible usage gave us a multitude of traditional errors nailed them so deeply into our minds that no one can hammer them out of our heads.
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Sex Manual Survival Guide (Part I)

// March 29th, 2009 // No Comments » // General

This article is for everyone out there who openly admits that they still don’t have much of a clue about life, love, or to be more specific, sex.

The Opposite Sex– What are they?
Before going any further in this quest for sexual knowledge, we really need to work out what on earth the opposite sex is all about.

Many men willingly admit that they haven’t a clue how the female mind works– that’s their excuse for not making the effort to understand.

Many women like to encourage this foolishness by pretending they are mysterious and enigmatic–and that’s their excuse for the fact that they don’t know what’s going on either. So let’s explode a few myths and take a look at the main identifying features of each sex.

Man
Brain - Confused, looking for his mother.
A Sense of Humor - Essential but often juvenile.
Clothes - Don’t try and judge a man by his clothes. He’s probably being dressed by another woman.
Attitude - Lots of men have attitude. You’re meant to be intrigued.
Wallet - An essential accessory, and one that many women mistakenly overlook.
Down Below - Don’t worry, size doesn’t matter. No honesty, it doesn’t.
Feet - The size of man’s feet is all-important.

Woman
Brain - Many men like to think that women are mentally inferior.
A Sense of Humor - When she says you’re the best she’s ever had - that’s sarcasm.
Clothes - Power-dressing usually indicates psychotic tendencies. To be avoided.
Attitude - It’s not just an attitude problem when she tells you you’re boring.
Wallet - Amazingly, many modern women have their own income.
Dow Below - To wax or not to wax?
Feet - Only porn queens wear stilettos. Sorry.
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enhance your breast by chewing gum

// March 7th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // General

This is some kind of an unusual invention but it sounds like a miracle product for female (not sure if it works for male who wants to increase breast too, Y’know).

Anyway, this chewing gum is called the B2UP bust up gum that can enhance your breast size without any surgery. This gum claims to increase the breast size up to 70 percent after chewing it 3 times a day for one month.

The chemical that contains in the chewing gum that does the magic is called Pueraria Mirifica aka Kwao Krua, which releases some natural chemicals into the body as a result of bigger breast, improve sexual life, increase blood circulation, and also claim to reduce breast cancer. Kwao Krua can be found in northern and north eastern of Thailand and in Burma.

There are two kinds of Kwao Krua roots, namely white and red. The White Kwao Krua is a herb used by females and the Red Kwao Krua is the herb used by males. White Kwao Krua has a high concentration of Phytoestrogen while Red Kwao Krua is used by males and has aldosterone, which is a natural hormone.

The good things about Pueraria Mirifica is that it can serve as an anti-wrinkle agent for aged and wrinkled skin, darken white hair and increase hair growth, alleviated cataract problems, help with memory loss, increase energy and vigor, reflexive bodily movements, increase blood circulation, increase appetite, and alleviate sleep disorders.

This product has been available for sale in the market for more than 4 years now (before this site was created and I just can’t shut my mouth not talking about it).

Anyway, Who manufacture this magic chewing gum? Of course, Japan. GoodOne Co., Ltd. claims to be the manufacturer of this gum. However, the REAL manufacturer of this gum is a mystery as the newspapers in Hong Kong mentioned Nozawa Seisakusho (K&S) as the creator of this gum. Who stole whose formula? No idea.

But if anyone wants to buy this gum, be sure to buy a genuine B2UP Bust Up gum as there are many fake gum claimed to have the same quality and a rip-off price.

This gum is available for sale outside Japan in many countries such as America, Thailand, and Hong Kong, just to name a few.

My question is, why gum? why not make it as a candy or maybe a drink??? For example in Thailand, they have “Detox drink”, and “Collagen drink”. They call it a “Beauty drink” and that you can buy it at 7-11.

Another question is if I chew this gum for more than 3 pieces per day, let say a pack per day, will my breast increase as big as Pam’s? Well, just a funny thought during the day. Anyways, enjoy your B2UP bust up gum girls, when your breasts increase, your jaws’ size increases too. So don’t chew too much.