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Can you eat this bread?

// June 5th, 2009 // No Comments » // Funny pictures, General, Weird Science

The human bread is made by a 28-year-old fine arts master degree student, Kittiwat Unarrom, from Thailand. These bread sculptures are made out of dough, raisins, cashews, and chocolate.

This bakery house looks like the lair of a serial killer where realistic-looking human body parts are hanging on meat hooks.

Scary or not, just check out the video.

enhance your breast by chewing gum

// March 7th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // General

This is some kind of an unusual invention but it sounds like a miracle product for female (not sure if it works for male who wants to increase breast too, Y’know).

Anyway, this chewing gum is called the B2UP bust up gum that can enhance your breast size without any surgery. This gum claims to increase the breast size up to 70 percent after chewing it 3 times a day for one month.

The chemical that contains in the chewing gum that does the magic is called Pueraria Mirifica aka Kwao Krua, which releases some natural chemicals into the body as a result of bigger breast, improve sexual life, increase blood circulation, and also claim to reduce breast cancer. Kwao Krua can be found in northern and north eastern of Thailand and in Burma.

There are two kinds of Kwao Krua roots, namely white and red. The White Kwao Krua is a herb used by females and the Red Kwao Krua is the herb used by males. White Kwao Krua has a high concentration of Phytoestrogen while Red Kwao Krua is used by males and has aldosterone, which is a natural hormone.

The good things about Pueraria Mirifica is that it can serve as an anti-wrinkle agent for aged and wrinkled skin, darken white hair and increase hair growth, alleviated cataract problems, help with memory loss, increase energy and vigor, reflexive bodily movements, increase blood circulation, increase appetite, and alleviate sleep disorders.

This product has been available for sale in the market for more than 4 years now (before this site was created and I just can’t shut my mouth not talking about it).

Anyway, Who manufacture this magic chewing gum? Of course, Japan. GoodOne Co., Ltd. claims to be the manufacturer of this gum. However, the REAL manufacturer of this gum is a mystery as the newspapers in Hong Kong mentioned Nozawa Seisakusho (K&S) as the creator of this gum. Who stole whose formula? No idea.

But if anyone wants to buy this gum, be sure to buy a genuine B2UP Bust Up gum as there are many fake gum claimed to have the same quality and a rip-off price.

This gum is available for sale outside Japan in many countries such as America, Thailand, and Hong Kong, just to name a few.

My question is, why gum? why not make it as a candy or maybe a drink??? For example in Thailand, they have “Detox drink”, and “Collagen drink”. They call it a “Beauty drink” and that you can buy it at 7-11.

Another question is if I chew this gum for more than 3 pieces per day, let say a pack per day, will my breast increase as big as Pam’s? Well, just a funny thought during the day. Anyways, enjoy your B2UP bust up gum girls, when your breasts increase, your jaws’ size increases too. So don’t chew too much.

jailed for being rude

// March 5th, 2009 // 2 Comments » // General, News

An English man is facing a two-year sentence in Thai prison for being rude to an official.

Voice reader Simon Burrowes, from Wembley, north London, was ending a holiday with a friend when Thai authorities in Phuket airport detained him on January 31, preventing him from returning to the UK.

Immigration officials suspected Burrowes’ passport was a forgery. Speaking to The Voice via phone from Thailand, Burrowes said: “A woman at immigration was looking at my passport and then handed it to the man behind her. I was ushered to sit down whilst he took out a magnifying glass and proceeded to check my passport for half an hour,” he said.

He was told that he was not getting on the plane and was taken to a detention center, whilst his friend Matthew was able to fly back to the UK. Burrowes said: “I’m a black man so I’m used to getting hassle at airports, but I was shocked by this.” For three weeks, the 44-year old was held with 126 men in a cramped prison cell.

“Thai prisons are notorious for being some of the worst. There is no privacy. You go to the toilet in the open and there is no toilet paper. There were guys in there that had scabies and were next to me,” said Burrowes.

He contacted the British Consulate, who confirmed his passport was genuine. However, the disgruntled Brit claims that the Consulate should have done more, saying that they took long to react to his case.

The Director General of Immigration at the Phuket International Airport, Suksopon Maneeson, said he had a voice tape recording the incident.

The man’s passport carried a photograph in which he was not wearing clothes, which led the official to wonder whether it was a genuine passport, Suksopon said.

He also looked younger in the photograph. ”When compared with other passports, even from Cambodia or Laos, they have standards,” Suksopon said. ”Britain is a developed country.”

When the official started to ask questions, Burrowes became angry, Suksopon said, and snatched back his passport. Burrowes then said ”F*** You” and criticized Thailand in an offensive way, Suksopon added. ”If you go to England and behave the way this man did, what would happen?” Suksopon asked.

”I love Thailand. I do not want people coming here and looking down on Thailand or speaking badly about Thailand and to Thai people.”